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I felt another “Ten List” coming along, so here it is.

10 ways to make Church MORE eXciting

1. Those programs you hand out, they’re now called “Boooya-tins”
2. The “Call To Worship” prayer begins with an announcer exclaiming “Let’s get ready to HUUUUMMMMBLE”
3. All services now referred to as “Extravaganzas”
4. More cowbell
5. Radio advertisements emphasize “SUNDAY!!! SUNDAY!!! SUNDAY!!!”
6. More doctrinal cage matches
7. Two words: “Haptic Pews”
8. Super Sized Sacraments
9. No cantatas, singspirations, musicals, or simple programs, just Rock Operas.
10. Start your own reality show “Extreme Makeover: Soul Edition”