So, um this post has been in queue for a while. I wrote most of it the day of the Digg Riot (someday an old geek will turn to his grandchild and say “I posted in the Digg Riot of 2007. Those were the days, young man, those were the days.”), but never got around to posting until now. So, in the grand tradition of “Signs Your Church is Geeky,” “10 More Signs Your Church is Geeky,” and “Another 10 Signs Your Church is Geeky” I bring you this:
- You offer a “Noobs in Christ” class for converts.
- The preacher begins a few too many illustrations with “While in World of Warcraft the other day . . .”
- Many in the congregation knew about the situations first hand.
- The rest see it later as a Machinima reenactment anyway.
- Current sermon series: “What Bruce Schneier Doesn’t Know About Eternal Security”
- Last Week’s Benediction Song: “All Our Base Are Belong To Jesus”
- Your worship leader specifically chose the following songs from a hymnbook for this week: 9, 249, 17, 2, 157, 116, 227, 91, 216, 65, 86, 197, 99, 86, 136, and 192 (this made more sense a month ago).
- During your Easter program, the young man playing Peter runs out on stage ahead of everyone else yelling “Leeeeerooooy Jeeeenkins!”
- It is often pointed out that the Lamb’s Book of Life isn’t a wiki.
- Someone actually suggested placing this sign out front.
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